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Okay pal, I don’t know what kind of shit you’re trying to pull but,
I’m pretty sure that’s Chris Redfield
AND THAT YOU DIDN’T TRY AT ALL
Even better if they were shaped like bananas…
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Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
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I have no idea how you could possibly say that Norway is the penis and Sweden’s the ballsack. Obviously Sweden is the penis and Finland is the ballsack. Norway is more like a weird slug, riding on the penis.
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Cosmo Tip #455
When he asks if you’re in the mood, look him straight in the eye for a moment and then say “Bitch, I might be.”
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
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It sucks when you really want someone to text you first but you know they won’t and you’re just like lol
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hot things to say during sex:
- Abraham Lincoln
- meme harder
- mitochondria
- let’s watch icarly
- why didn’t you reblog that post I made
- WARMACHINEROX
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like-the-one-that-stryker-sniped:
Part 1 of the-vashta-nerada’s excellent advice.
I died at the Folger’s one
at least 6 bread
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